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18 Ways To Piss Off A Stripper

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    Do NOT fall asleep. Falling asleep is not only insulting but can result in you getting kicked out of the strip club
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    Do NOT Sit at the rack without tipping.If you think you can sit in the back and enjoy the show for free you're either going to get called out or get a stiletto to the man berries.
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    DO NOT brag about how much money you make
    If you're that rich you should be tipping her nicely.
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    Do NOT TOUCH (unless you're told to)
    Follow the rules and don't be a perv.
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    DO NOT insist that you just stopped in for a beer. If you're ogling from the bar and not tipping you're just a tightwad.
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    Do NOT tip with change! Not only does that make you a douchebag but coins are also a slipping hazard.
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    Do NOT tip with food
    Yes, this actually happens A LOT and no the sexy lady with her legs spread in front of you doesn't want your half eaten burger.
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    Do NOT text or talk on the phone in the strip club... amateur.
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    Do NOT snap photos with your phone!
    Not only is it creepy but it's illegal to photograph a naked person without their consent.
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    Do NOT blow in her ear
    That's just creepy.
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    Do NOT wear coarse wool sweaters. Not only does that material chaff your nips, imagine what it'll do to her naked body.
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    Do NOT Pout
    Whatever crisis you may be having, you're at the strip club to forget about it, so chin up, Johnny Buzzkill.
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    DO... Know your presidents because one dollar bills aren't going to cut it.
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    Do NOT put your feet on the rack
    You're not watching football at home! You're watching naked chicks and you're probably going to trip one
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    Do NOT come in after the gym
    There's nothing more unattractive to a woman whose job it is to rub up on you than a dude that smells like spoiled meat.
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    Do NOT Show up with an angry girlfriend or a conservative feminist
    The last thing anyone in a strip club wants to hear is your lady complaining that she doesn't want to be there
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    Do NOT pretend it's your first time at the strip club when it's not
    Strippers tend to want to make a first timers first experience awesome but if you're faking it they'll notice.
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    Do NOT ask her real name
    No, her real name isn't Cinnamon. But if she wants you to know her real name, she'll tell you.
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