Ty Bailey

 
Ty Bailey

The Ugly Brother

Bryce Harper at All Star Game Home Run Derby/ Getty Images www.gettyimages.com

I have a thing for Bryce Harper.  I have ever since I first saw him play baseball.  He is not an appropriate age for me to have a thing for.  

Last night at the All Star Game, I had the pleasure of seeing 2 other men in the Harper family.  His rather attractive father, and his ugly brother.

 

Bryan, the UB if you will, had a festive mustache to make up for the fact that his brother is a little hot rod baseball player, and his dad is a DILF. 

 

Just because you're the UB doesn't mean you have to be a weirdo, Bryan.  You have solid genes.  You'll make good kids.  Some chicks dig that.  Cut off your creeper mustache and find a nice lady.

 

           

Ron Harper at All Star Game Home Run Derby/ Getty Images www.gettyimages.com

 

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