So, a family in Colorado very recently put a statue of a moose in their front yard. It's a damn realisitc looking statue! So realisitic that a REAL moose has apparently fallen in love with it. The real moose comes by every morning to nuzzle on and flirt with the statue...before mounting it.
I, of course, feel bad for the moose. Is he tormented, thinking that this moose doesn't share the same feelings that he does? Is he crushed that he and his moose lover can't procreate, no matter how hard they try?
Does he realize the statue is a male moose?
You can see pictures and watch video of this poor lil moose here.