I like a good smelling dude. If you're a guy, I can imagine that you'd appreciate a nice smelling gal.
Now I know zombies are fun and all, but do you really wanna smell like one? Because if you do, I'd think you can just pull over and roll around on some roadkill instead of actually PAYING for this zombie scent.
Also, last time I checked, zombies had rotting flesh and open wounds. I would imagine they'd be stinkier than mushrooms, moss, dried leaves, mildew, and earth.
Am I missing something?