Bryce Harper at All Star Game Home Run Derby/ Getty Images www.gettyimages.com
I have a thing for Bryce Harper. I have ever since I first saw him play baseball. He is not an appropriate age for me to have a thing for.
Last night at the All Star Game, I had the pleasure of seeing 2 other men in the Harper family. His rather attractive father, and his ugly brother.
ICYMI: Bryce Harper's brother Bryan is sporting a SERIOUS mustache tonight. pic.twitter.com/O29spuBCuV— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) July 16, 2013
Bryan, the UB if you will, had a festive mustache to make up for the fact that his brother is a little hot rod baseball player, and his dad is a DILF.
Just because you're the UB doesn't mean you have to be a weirdo, Bryan. You have solid genes. You'll make good kids. Some chicks dig that. Cut off your creeper mustache and find a nice lady.
Ron Harper at All Star Game Home Run Derby/ Getty Images www.gettyimages.com